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The Threes

Name 3 schools u went to
- Sekolah Keb Bandar Hilir ( seme laki. Bosan )
- Sekolah Keb Batu Berendam ( kejutan budaya )
- Sekolah Kebangsaan Munshi Abdullah ( menjadi seorang yg kontroversi )

Name 3 things in ur purse/backpack/bag
- Mp3 player ( Creative Neeon Zen )
– Pen la..pensel la..pemadam and a sketchbook ( wajib ni untuk budak Faculty Creative Multimedia )
- Condom. Hahaha hutak koh.. ubat-ubatan lar… cam panadol , ubat selsema etc

Name 3 things u do when u’re really stressed
- Listen to musics aneh cam dangdut
- Karaoke atau nyanyi sampai tertidur
- Tido terus

Name 3 places u go on a daily basis
- Toilet
- Kedai untuk beli rokok
- Depan Pc

Name 3 favourite fruits
- Epal
- Tembikai
- Mangga

3 names u go by
- Abah
- Bardiey
- Apiz

3 of ur favourite foods
- Fastfood ( makanan pantas )
- Seafood ( suka kupang!! )
- Goreng-goreng kedai macik dan murah di Sri Kembangan ( )

3 things u’r wearing right now
- Seppek mata ( kampungnyer sebutan – “seppek”. Cermin mata la.. )
- Boxer ( kaler kelabu )
- Tuala ( ala ala berkemban.. )

The Whos

Who’s in the house with u?
- No one ( seme gi henjoy )
- Dian Sastrowardoyo ( poster je.. )
- Cengkerik ( bisingggg )

Who (or what) r u thinking about right now?
- Rasa cam nak tido..
- Tapi tader mood..
- Hurmm..cari porno..

Who did u last talk to on the phone?
- Ngan si Pani aka hepan ( hajak keluar ke kedai macik yg sedap dan murah di Sri Kembangan )

who do u sit next to in your class?
- Epul ( form 4 and 5 )
- Epan ( kat mmu )
- Skang sengsorang ( hurmm… )

Who was the last person u told u loved?
- Cengkerik ( kan..kan..hikhikhik…. matilah..giler dah.. )

who do wish u were right now?
- Top male supermodel ( plis do not ask why )

Who gets on ur nerves the most at school?
- Epul ( kengkadang cam annoying dier neyy )
- Bebudak gedik gosip jer manjang ( memuncung mulut )
- Pasangan kapel ( dating tepi tangga..aper kelasssssss )

The Wheres

Where do u live?
- Vista Pinggiran, Sri Kembangan ( datanglah..abah dalam bilik mengurungkan diri )

Where is ur phone?
- Atas meja pc ( buat hiasan je..tader saper nak call atau sms )

Where do u sleep?
- Atas katil yg baru dicuci dobi cadarnya ( tetiba ngantuk )

Where is the last place u took a ride to?
- Dari MMU ( lepas hamek xm yang cam nak nangis ney )

Where are u now?
- Atas gunung..Depan pc dalam bilik la.. ( Dah aku dok popoyo-an menaip ney )

The Whats

What was the last thing u ate?
- Mc D ( set quater pounder ngan nugget. Lapa giler pas jawab soklan xm )

What colour shirt r u wearing?
- Tak pakai baju ney ( seksi )

What is the closest item near u that is blue?
- Kerusi empukku ( ske..ske..!!! )

What do u like best about school?
- Bermalas malasan ( pengawas dan ketua tingkatan paling malas )
- Rampas vcd blue budak ( bawak balik, esok kasi cikgu )
- Gegelak cam hanjeng ( pakai gelak je.. tatau ape yg lawak )

What is ur favourite colour?
- Black ( seperti hidupku kini.. )
- Dark blue
- Grey

What do u wear more: jeans or shorts?
- Jeans pendek ( yg menampakkan bulu kaki seksi semulajadi )

What is the last movie that u watched?
- Aeon Flux ( Baru berkesempatan untuk nonton. Cerita sains fiksyen yg berjaya buat aku TAK tido! )

The Whens

When did u start school?
- 5 tahun. Tadika ( ske main hula hoop )

When is ur birthday?
- 16 12 1984 ( tahun ni nak hadiah plis )

When did u last go to the mall?
- Kelmarin. Alamanda. Jalan sengsorang pastu saiko dan menghadapi krisis low – selfesteem tahap kronik.

When was the last time u bought a pair of pants?
- Raya lepas…

When did u last burn something?
- Burn aper ney? Bakar umah ke..burn cd? spesific please. Matilahh kekwat budak Multimedia… larikkkkkkk….

Next victim
Ala…tayah la..malas pk..

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